Can't post this joke on Facebook.
Two songs. There's a comic at the open mics whose sets I really like...and he writes creative "kids" songs about his "Adult" issues...like late rent, etc. Haven't had a chance to tell him I admire his style.
He writes his own music. Good on him.
I hacked some from Gilligan's Island to describe my life right now with my family stalking and controlling my time with the modern world.
"No phone , No sex No Internet....Not a Single Source of News....If Not for the courage of my Fearless Soul, I'd be takin' the Big Snooze."
(Might be More to Come on that one later)
And now, Sung to "Waltzing Matilda"....To my Family...in memory of my Dearly Departed Genitals! (and my Orgasms...which were multiful and plentiful) Perhaps a companion piece to King Missile's "Detachable Penis"......Here is "Waltzing Clitoris"
"Waltzing Clitoris, Waltzing Clitoris...I had a Waltzing Clitoris One Day
And it Took my G-Spot...as my Family gave me a Clit-Or-Ect-Tome-my
Now my pink Nerve Endings have all Frayed Away!
Have a good one....Laugh at your Situation as Hard as you can!
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