Bare-faced and Proud

"Linda, you Tammy Faye Bakered yourself, so I Gazpachoed you"  Irv Sawyer to me.

 

Meaning:  You wore Make-up and I judged you as a Hooker (prostitute) so I raped you and humiliated you."

 

By "gazspacho" Irv Sawyer was referring to an old Lenny Bruce joke about Hummus...which is made out of Garbanzo beans.

 

"Hummus is like when you are cumming so hard it's like Gazspacho.

 

Irv Sawyer, I just found out....used this joke to make a Joke out of me and my Loving Nature, and my Natural Sexuality...which was based on the Relationship with a Main Partner...A monogamous Home Base with Open Honest Polyamory (especially on the male side...to keep a man interested in life, cutting off his options is the Worst Choice to make, I believe.)

 

My uncle Irv believes a man should have a dumpy, ugly, unsatisfied, cranky, Fishwife....so he is Justified in cheating on her.

 

I wouldn't be that for Bruce.

 

So Irv tortured me until I seemed unseemly.

 

I just found out that to Irv, Gazspacho = Bukaki  (spelling?)

 

My uncle made me look like a whore to my husband when he first got resurrected.

 

And then got him addicted.

 

On his golden needle.

 

And on his worst fetish.

 

Something that should be taken on with Wisdom.

 

If  there ever is to be Human Sacrifice, it should be carefully considered.

 

Ecclesiastical, The Wheel of the Year.

 

Celebrate! Yes!

 

Constantly?  No.

 

Life is about Balance.

 

The Golden Ratio.

 

My family urges me to "dress Pentecostal"

 

I am a Modern Woman.

 

 

 

 

 

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