Irv and the Time Machine (Posted from the Library)

I keep having these Wild Dreams at night that my Uncle Irv has a TIME MACHINE and is taking VAST AMOUNTS OF MY LIFE away while I am stuck in the Twin Cities, Minnesota. In my dreams I have been a Rock Star, a Comic... and been married to the Coolest Guy. Meanwhile, I live in a Youth Hostel with 3 changes of clothing and grooming supplies.
And I have a Younger, Prettier Clone, the reason Uncle Irv keeps me in Exile...he created her to keep me "religious")

IF this were True...Somebody would tell me...Right?

I posted this on my Facebook on Oct 7...before I really came out about the Time Factor.  Glenn Burnside gave me a "LIKE"....and then everything got WAY Normal Style.  Wendy Siobhan Tolonen even spoke up about an Old Fashioned TYPING CLASS!  Are you kidding me?  *smirk*

Went to House of Comedy for Rez's birthday.  I was so fucking sure I would see him again there last night.  That first time in June, when we spoke (and then I went bowling with Earl Elliot and Matt), I was blown away by what I saw in his eyes.  Now the long hot summer is over...and it's time to Fall in Love. 

Cory...it was Awesome to see you onstage last night...and Tommy Ryman...your comedy Blows me Away!  Fucking Genius!  Thank you for the only Lightness of Being I have had in Ages.

Fucking Maddock. *rolls eyes* and *smiles*

Yep...I'm Out here.  I freaking care about you "Grumpy's Guys"...despite the Tazing of 
Gargasmells.

Because  BEFORE All that, BEFORE Pentecostal podunks who were just catching up with current culture decided to become Comedy Kingpins....

You all treated me like a Person.  Like Linda Ophoenix

And I saw the Person inside of Each of you.

We smiled into each others eyes at Acme, Beyond Minnesota Nice...it was Minnesota Kind....we opened up our "inner kinder" to each other.  

Laughter made our Kids come out to Play.

Otter doors, Rez. <3