My comedy writing was stolen again just this last week.  I went to go get my set list, the fully written out printed version I kept folded up in my bag and....Nope...MIA.   I had just organized all the rest of my paperwork so I know that it is no where else.   

This is the 5th batch of comedy that I have had stolen.   The other 5 were notebooks on 3 separate occasions.   

No.  This is NOT a coincidence.